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Sis, Your Skin is Crying for Help: A Comedy Skincare Confession with Pretty Melanin”

By :Esther Joseph 0 comments
Sis, Your Skin is Crying for Help: A Comedy Skincare Confession with Pretty Melanin”

Let’s talk skin. You know, that thing stretched across your body trying its best to hold it all together—literally and emotionally. Some days it’s glowing like Beyoncé at golden hour, and other days it’s giving crusty, dusty, and confused.

But fear not, because Pretty Melanin Skin Care didn’t come to play, sis—it came to slay, save, and sanctify your skin.

The Audacity of My Skin

Now listen. I used to wash my face with the same body soap I used on my elbows. Yes, judge me—but judge yourself first. I thought if I just splashed some water on my face and followed it up with a little coconut oil (aka the Holy Grail of black households), I was good to go.

Until one day… my skin said, “Nah.”

It peeled. It pouted. It popped off. I looked like a confused lizard in transition. People were asking if I was stressed. I said, “No ma’am, I just washed my face.”

Enter: Pretty Melanin Skin Care

When I tell you Pretty Melanin slid into my skincare routine smoother than a DM from a man who has no business texting me—I mean it. Their products don’t just sit on your face looking pretty—they work.

I tried the cleanser and my skin said, "Oh, we doing real ingredients now?"

Then came the toner. I applied it and could hear my pores sighing like they just clocked out for the day.

The shea butter? Ma’am. It’s not just shea—it’s shea with an MBA. It melts in your hand like butter on a biscuit and leaves you looking like you just came back from vacation (even though you’ve been inside stress-scrolling for three hours).

 

For the Melanin-Magic Makers

Pretty Melanin is for all my brown, deep, caramel, cocoa-dusted, cinnamon-sprinkled queens and kings who need skincare that understands the assignment.Dont worry its for every skin color , every race. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill "maybe it'll work" brand. This is "I'm glowing so hard, people think I just got proposed to."

Whether you’ve got dry patches, oily shine, or skin that changes its mind like a Gemini in group chat—there’s something in this line to bring your skin back to life.

Final Thoughts from a Skincare Survivor

If your skincare routine currently consists of wishful thinking and whatever’s in your bathroom cabinet—do better, beloved. Your skin is your largest organ, not your ex—you actually need to take care of it.

So, let’s upgrade your glow-up game. Toss that 4-in-1 mystery soap in the trash, grab yourself some Pretty Melanin Skin Care, and let’s get your face together before your skin files a formal complaint.

Because flawless skin? That’s on melanin and that’s on period.


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